so this is like an overview of "miscellaneous" discord bots i've made that are fun just for a while and don't really warrant their own pages
i shut down the ones without an invite link because the terminal would say "Killed" and i assumed that was discord disallowing me from having too many bots but i'm pretty sure it's just that the server kept running out of memory
this guy really knows gaming. like every single game ever if you can believe it that's how smart it is
What's that? "Name every game?" How droll...
Your unawareness that such an activity is mere child's play for me...
i made the worst bot ever
bro made the worst bot ever
supports pronoun roles, responds to :bro1: with :bro2: if available, probability of a responses is adjustable on a server to server basis
it is a most magnificent contraption, capable of decrypting any message you throw at it whatsoever
it is
a most
magnificent
contraption, capable of
decrypting
any message you
throw at it
whatsoever
directly inspired byamongus-text-detectoron tumblr dot com
note: the text doesn't get colored on mobile
automatically fixes twitter links so they embed on discord ecause that was a problem for a while
shut down because who give a shit about x the everything app anymore
lets you send a text message into the ether, and eventually it ends up in another server
@mabeloid your bottle from 2025-12-02 just landed on a shore somewhere!
blake bottles
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last updated: 2026/03/20
